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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Most Women Have Two of These Three Traits

Posted on 06:00 by rendy orton
Comedian Tucker Max said* that the majority of women fit into two of these categories:
  • Hot
  • Sane
  • Single
I'd say he's right. Most girls only have two of these.
Fortunately, I've been lucky enough to have dated some girls that had all three when I met them.
Including my current gal, Emily (she's down to two now, since we're dating, and thus isn't single, right?).

Guys, if you find a girl with all three, and she even kinda likes you, don't hesitate.
Ask her out, keep asking her out, and don't shy away from some commitment.

The triple-threat girl is rare and her value should never be underestimated.

*Warning: though funny, a lot of his quotes contain adult topics and foul language.
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