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Monday, 18 June 2012

Why I Don't Wash My Car As Often As I Should

Posted on 18:00 by rendy orton
Because as soon as I do, a bird will poop right on it.
Washed at 5:30 pm. Dirty by 7:30 pm.
And I know I'm not the only one this happens to. Right?

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